Posted 2 days ago

ATTENTION HOMESTUCKS.

UPDATE.

THIS IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING DRILL.

Posted 3 days ago
sixpenceee:

VAMPIRE BATS 
Unlike other bats who have lost the ability to move around on land, vampire bats can actually run on land. They use their forelimbs as a means of force. This ability evolved independently with the bat lineage. 
VIDEO

sixpenceee:

VAMPIRE BATS 

Unlike other bats who have lost the ability to move around on land, vampire bats can actually run on land. They use their forelimbs as a means of force. This ability evolved independently with the bat lineage. 

VIDEO

Posted 3 days ago
sebastian-the-demon-michaelis:

stroomae:

cassywinchestertheangel:

dapperdippercipher:

offside-goal:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS

I need this baaaddddd!!!

i didnt even need to think things through

tthis is bullshit i got a c in algebra bruh 

You still passed… It never said anything about good marks

sebastian-the-demon-michaelis:

stroomae:

cassywinchestertheangel:

dapperdippercipher:

offside-goal:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS

I need this baaaddddd!!!

i didnt even need to think things through

tthis is bullshit i got a c in algebra bruh 

You still passed… It never said anything about good marks

Posted 4 days ago

Birthday hat. :3

Posted 5 days ago

bewbin:

19,999 crimes solved

(Source: lolinternets)

Posted 5 days ago

~I turn 20 today~

Posted 5 days ago

akfangirlindisguise:

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.
Posted 5 days ago

eyecandyandlust:

Why am I laughing so hard

(Source: little-red-robin-hood)

Posted 5 days ago
did-you-kno:

As adults age their minds shed negative memories and hang on to the more positive ones. So when you hear your elders say “My kids never behaved that way!” they’re probably suffering from the positivity effect and can’t remember all the times their kids were being jerks.  Source

did-you-kno:

As adults age their minds shed negative memories and hang on to the more positive ones. So when you hear your elders say “My kids never behaved that way!” they’re probably suffering from the positivity effect and can’t remember all the times their kids were being jerks. Source

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

ladyredhawk:

missmagikarp:

october on tumblr like 

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Accurate.

Posted 1 week ago

merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!

Posted 1 week ago

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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(Source: barbarajoangordon)

Posted 1 week ago
georgetakei:

From a fan. Everyone prefers it well hung.
Source: That’s Messed Up

georgetakei:

From a fan. Everyone prefers it well hung.

Source: That’s Messed Up

Posted 1 week ago

Send me one “Dear—-” and I’ll write a letter to this person

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

(Source: ballroom-baby)