llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

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kaileythecorgi:

wiild-and-free:

fapitalism:

my dashboard at 1 am

my mind all the time

^^^

It’s my theme sooooong~!!

AWESOME

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D’AWWWW X3

tawny frogmouths

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D’AWWWW X3

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do-you-have-a-flag:

the best part of the entire franchise

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ask-the-mighty-thor:

I have fought many a battle. There were some instances where I honestly believed I was going to lose my life — or perhaps, the life of a comrade.
Or my brother.
I know what it is like to be assaulted by the past without the slightest provocation. It is a terrifying ordeal. Your bravery for managing to bring yourself thus far is unprecedented. I hope you realize that — and I am honored you have come forth to me with this, though I almost deem myself unworthy.
How I manage … well, I remember the meaning of joy; I recall the warm evenings, celebrating a victory with barrels of mead, delicious food and trusted friends. I recall my boyhood alongside Loki, making mischief together as we began to understand how strangely our lives were intertwined.
I expel the memories of when I was confronted with a potential end — injured, bloodied, beaten and exhausted. I replace what abhorred me for what uplifted me. It is easier said than done, I am aware, but has aided me in many respects.
And I always remember that I refuse to allow Life to triumph over me. Not while my heart still beats to its own tune!
I do not know if these words aided you, but please never forget that there is joy, out there in that world. It is hidden, but it is there, and waiting for one worthy to seize it.


Oh my God he did it again. He’s amazing. I love Thor!

ask-the-mighty-thor:

I have fought many a battle. There were some instances where I honestly believed I was going to lose my life — or perhaps, the life of a comrade.

Or my brother.

I know what it is like to be assaulted by the past without the slightest provocation. It is a terrifying ordeal. Your bravery for managing to bring yourself thus far is unprecedented. I hope you realize that — and I am honored you have come forth to me with this, though I almost deem myself unworthy.

How I manage … well, I remember the meaning of joy; I recall the warm evenings, celebrating a victory with barrels of mead, delicious food and trusted friends. I recall my boyhood alongside Loki, making mischief together as we began to understand how strangely our lives were intertwined.

I expel the memories of when I was confronted with a potential end — injured, bloodied, beaten and exhausted. I replace what abhorred me for what uplifted me. It is easier said than done, I am aware, but has aided me in many respects.

And I always remember that I refuse to allow Life to triumph over me. Not while my heart still beats to its own tune!

I do not know if these words aided you, but please never forget that there is joy, out there in that world. It is hidden, but it is there, and waiting for one worthy to seize it.

Oh my God he did it again. He’s amazing. I love Thor!

megidu:

I GOOGLED DOG SCREAMING AND NOW IM SCREAMING

megidu:

I GOOGLED DOG SCREAMING AND NOW IM SCREAMING

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oh btw I took the SAT today and GAHHHHHHH

idk if I already mentioned it, so there it is.

thecakebar:

Gooey Chocolate Skillet Cake Ice Cream Sundae (recipe)

thecakebar:

Gooey Chocolate Skillet Cake Ice Cream Sundae (recipe)

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why is my arm twitching