Posted 7 hours ago

I SHOULD BE ASLEEP SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

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queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

(Source: beautyfit-kc)

Posted 8 hours ago

elizabitchtaylor:

  • do not comment on what I’m eating
  • do not comment on how much i’m eating
  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
  • do not comment on how unhealthy it is
  • do 
  • not
  • comment
  • on
  • what
  • i’m
  • eating
Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

lywinis:

wasthatnotprocedure:

cat-of-chaos:

clint-you-dummy:

pluvialcity:

But seriously is there even a single actor in the MCU who doesn’t have the most 

ridiculously

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tragic

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adorable

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comically oversized

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overwrought

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puppy dog eyes in the damn universe?

(well, except Clint)

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Awww I dunno. I present to you this:

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Sorry you missed arguably the best one:

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Posted 8 hours ago

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

I AM ZOE AND THE ENVY I HAVE FOR PABLO IS NEVER ENDING
Posted 8 hours ago

beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 8 hours ago

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

Posted 8 hours ago

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

Posted 8 hours ago

misandry-mermaid:

howprolifeofyou:

it-is-going-to-get-better:

howprolifeofyou:

it-is-going-to-get-better:

this is so unfortunately true.

abortions are not your financial responsibility, look up the Hyde Amendment.

taxes. my taxes.

The Hyde Amendment

"the Hyde Amendment is a legislative provision barring the use of certain federal funds to pay for abortions with exceptions for incest and rape.[1] It is not a permanent law, rather it is a "rider" that, in various forms, has been routinely attached to annual appropriations bills since 1976. The Hyde Amendment applies only to funds allocated by the annual appropriations bill for the Department of Health and Human Services. It primarily affects Medicaid."

it’s incredible what google can tell you sometimes. some states listed help fund them to low-income women, but abortion /is/ healthcare whether you like it or not. would you complain that a few pennies of your taxes went to medicaid-funded knee surgery? probably not.

and am I upset that my tax money goes into bailing out big businesses or killing people overseas? sure, but we can’t pick and choose where are taxes go based on our personal beliefs. 

If you scream the word “TAXES” loud enough over a rational and source-cited argument, you can actually save the government millions of dollars AND all those aborted fetuses* who never got baptized magically join Fred Phelps in heaven.  Try it!

(*white fetuses only)

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awwww-cute:

Baby Giraffe being curious ʘ‿ʘ

Posted 8 hours ago

elvenfetich:

Trying to write a fanfic

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Someone saying they love it on the first chapter 

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