Unlike other bats who have lost the ability to move around on land, vampire bats can actually run on land. They use their forelimbs as a means of force. This ability evolved independently with the bat lineage.
THIS IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING DRILL.
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS
I need this baaaddddd!!!
i didnt even need to think things through
tthis is bullshit i got a c in algebra bruh
You still passed… It never said anything about good marks
~I turn 20 today~
As adults age their minds shed negative memories and hang on to the more positive ones. So when you hear your elders say “My kids never behaved that way!” they’re probably suffering from the positivity effect and can’t remember all the times their kids were being jerks. Source
Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,