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tomhazeldine:

Six Shades of Embarrassment by Tom Hiddleston

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horoshaya:

inconsistent font choices: the powerpoint

long story short,

  • in the event that you do read “lolita”
  • read the foreword
  • and the afterword
  • consider context and intent
  • get the annotated version if u want
  • and pay attention to the text.
Posted 2 days ago

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

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misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:

  1. Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
  2. Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
  3. Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear
Posted 2 days ago

awwww-cute:

My Wife’s Little Buddy (8 weeks old)

Posted 2 days ago

liquidglue:

when u accidentally press send before ur finished typing 

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Posted 2 days ago

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

Posted 2 days ago

bikinipowerbottom:

when an artist you hate comes out with a good song

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Posted 2 days ago

konoto:

pumpkinfishes:

So we got some hamsters in at work.

And I just thought I’d share them with you guys.

SQUEEEEEE

Posted 2 days ago

crazyhamlet:

ca-tsuka:

Zombillenium, an upcoming french animated feature film directed by Arthur de Pins.

https://vimeo.com/82002213

Posted 2 days ago

makochantachibanana:

embracetheepic:

alishalovescats1701:

curryuku:

thequeenofpugs:

tardis-blues:

daylate-friend:

what is wrong with pugs.

i mean that in the best way possible.

This is actually really smart of them. They’re so fat and have such little legs that hopping like that is the most efficient way of getting up the stairs. It’s directly comparable to astronauts skipping while on the surface of the moon due to the bloated nature of their suits and the low gravity.

SCREAMS

IM MELTING

THIS IS THE BEST

LOOK AT THEM GO

boing boing

(Source: sights-lights-stars-jars)

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lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat